{"id":606,"date":"2020-04-01T07:47:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T07:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mumablue.com\/blog\/non-classifiee\/les-enfants-viennent-avec-une-nevrose-maternelle-sous-le-bras\/"},"modified":"2020-09-23T10:41:19","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T10:41:19","slug":"craintes-liees-la-maternite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mumablue.com\/blog\/olivia-a-la-ligne\/craintes-liees-la-maternite\/?lang=fr","title":{"rendered":"Les craintes li\u00e9es \u00e0 la maternit\u00e9: la n\u00e9vrose maternelle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Devenir m\u00e8re te<\/strong> <strong>donne des super-pouvoirs<\/strong>. Par exemple, tu peux go\u00fbter des aliments \u00e0 une temp\u00e9rature extr\u00eamement \u00e9lev\u00e9e sans te br\u00fbler, tu deviens aussi r\u00e9actif qu&#8217;un gu\u00e9pard et tu es capable d\u2019\u00e9crabouiller toute sorte d\u2019insectes d\u2019un coup qu\u2019il soit grand ou poilu. Or tout n&#8217;est pas rose dans la vie ! Avec l\u2019arriv\u00e9e du premier enfant, apparaissent <strong>les craintes li\u00e9es \u00e0 la maternit\u00e9, la n\u00e9vrose maternelle,<\/strong> celle qui nous rend folles quand soudain notre petit dispara\u00eet de notre champ visuel, ne serait-ce qu\u2019une milli\u00e8me de seconde.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mais, c&#8217;\u00e9tait juste un instant\u00a0!<\/strong> Tu venais de saluer ta voisine dans la rue et tout d\u2019un coup, il n\u2019est plus l\u00e0 ! Tu as juste lev\u00e9 les yeux pour chercher dans le couloir un bon caf\u00e9 charg\u00e9 et il n\u2019est plus l\u00e0 ! IL N\u2019EST PLUS L\u00c0 ! Alors, crise de panique, une sueur froide parcourt ton dos et ton cerveau commence \u00e0 centrifuger. En moins de temps qu\u2019il n\u2019a fallu pour perdre ton enfant de vue, tu t\u2019es d\u00e9j\u00e0 demand\u00e9 de combien serait la ran\u00e7on, \u00e9valu\u00e9 le type de taux d\u2019int\u00e9r\u00eat nominal ou annuel du pr\u00eat que tu devrais demander, pr\u00e9par\u00e9 l\u2019argument pour convaincre l\u2019assistante sociale pour que l\u2019on ne t\u2019enl\u00e8ve pas la garde de ton enfant lorsqu\u2019il r\u00e9appara\u00eetra, en plus du savon que te passe ta m\u00e8re en t\u2019annon\u00e7ant qu\u2019elle te d\u00e9sh\u00e9rite, sign\u00e9 mentalement ton acte de divorce avec ton mari et <strong>tu t\u2019es vue d\u00e9cr\u00e9pir seule, entour\u00e9e de chats.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mais attends ! Il\u2026 est&#8230;l\u00e0\u2026\u00a0! D\u2019ailleurs, il a toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 l\u00e0, bien visible. <strong>La n\u00e9vrose maternelle<\/strong> <strong>est<\/strong> <strong>aveuglante<\/strong>, sans aucun doute. Mais cela ne t\u2019arrivera plus\u00a0! Le lendemain, tu lui ach\u00e8tes un manteau jaune fluo tellement vif que les gilets r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissants n\u2019ont rien \u00e0 envier. Peu importe, le bandeau aveuglant de la n\u00e9vrose maternelle le transforme en uniforme militaire de camouflage \u00e0 peine qu\u2019il s\u2019\u00e9loigne de deux m\u00e8tres. Quelle grosse blague te tendent les sens\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>Il semblerait que la condition de n\u00e9vros\u00e9e est un mal dont souffre toutes les m\u00e8res et qui passe avec les ann\u00e9es, mais erreur ! Les craintes li\u00e9es \u00e0 la maternit\u00e9 nous accompagnent toute la vie. C\u2019est la raison pour laquelle, ma propre m\u00e8re me demande encore de ne pas rentrer tard et de l\u2019appeler si j\u2019ai cinq minutes de retard. <strong>\u00ab\u00a0Mais, maman, je suis majeure et vaccin\u00e9e\u00a0!<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>\u00bb<\/strong> \u00ab\u00a0Et couvre-toi, tu vas prendre froid\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Je suis m\u00e8re, et c\u2019est la raison pour laquelle je me fais des films dignes d\u2019un Oscar d\u00e8s que quelque chose ne tourne pas rond. \u00c0 la ligne.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style='text-align:left' class='yasr-auto-insert-visitor'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Devenir m\u00e8re te donne des super-pouvoirs. Par exemple, tu peux go\u00fbter des aliments \u00e0 une temp\u00e9rature extr\u00eamement \u00e9lev\u00e9e sans te br\u00fbler, tu deviens aussi r\u00e9actif qu&#8217;un gu\u00e9pard et tu es capable d\u2019\u00e9crabouiller toute sorte d\u2019insectes d\u2019un coup qu\u2019il soit grand ou poilu. Or tout n&#8217;est pas rose dans la vie ! Avec l\u2019arriv\u00e9e du premier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"yasr_overall_rating":0,"yasr_post_is_review":"","yasr_auto_insert_disabled":"","yasr_review_type":"BlogPosting","mc4wp_mailchimp_campaign":[]},"categories":[40],"tags":[14,41],"yasr_visitor_votes":{"number_of_votes":0,"sum_votes":0,"stars_attributes":{"read_only":false,"span_bottom":false}},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v14.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Les craintes li\u00e9es \u00e0 la maternit\u00e9 sont nombreuses et vari\u00e9es, mais perdre de vue notre enfant est l&#039;une des choses qui nous glacent le plus le sang.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow\" \/>\n<meta name=\"googlebot\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta name=\"bingbot\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mumablue.com\/blog\/olivia-a-la-ligne\/craintes-liees-la-maternite\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Les craintes li\u00e9es \u00e0 la maternit\u00e9: la n\u00e9vrose maternelle - 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